An Old Pilot's Wisdom

Discussion in 'Grin & Bare It Bar and Grill' started by muggle not, Dec 18, 2018.

  1. muggle not

    muggle not Team Owner

    I was the only speaker to show up, so I had the stage to myself. I talked about staying in school, getting good grades and all that usual bull****;
    and since I had plenty of time because those other guys didn't show, I threw it open for questions.

    The last one asked was, "Can you give us a couple of your life's philosophical beliefs ?"
    I said, "That's an easy one. Looking back over my lifetime, I've spent most of my money on guns, airplanes, fast cars, women and whiskey. The rest I just wasted."

    I was escorted out without getting to finish my last two rules to live by:

    1) If it flies, floats, or xucks, it's cheaper to rent it.
    2) If it's got tits or tires, you're gonna have problems with it.
    I hope they invite me back next year so I can finish They need to know this sh!t !

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