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A young boy walks up to his father and asks if it is okay for a guy to notice all the different types of breasts. The father answers 'Sure, in fact it would be unnatural if you didn't. There are all kinds of breasts... it all depends on a woman's age. In a woman's twenties her boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and forties they're like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. And in their fifties, they are like onions."
"Like onions?" the boy asks.
"Yes," says the father. "You see them and they make you want to cry."
"Like onions?" the boy asks.
"Yes," says the father. "You see them and they make you want to cry."