Ancient Chinese Proverbs

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stridsberry

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Ancient Chinese proverbs from Confucius Say:

- Television never replace old reliable key hole.
- Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.
- Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring
next spring.
- Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is
unsanitary.
- Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings
before now say nothing sweet.
- Man who eat jellybean relieve self in Technicolor.
- Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in
woman's sink.
- Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful
voluptuous lady.
- Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
- Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
- Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
- Man who speak with forked tongue should not kiss
balloons.
 
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gordon24fan

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- Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is
unsanitary.
My favorite:)
 
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Alaska

Guest
Man who carry money in jock strap have financial matters all balled up.
 
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