And then the fight started .....

[Whizzer]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to
verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'And then the fight started...


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.And then the fight started......

 

[Bobw]

My wife asked me what was on TV, I said dust and then the fight started.

 

[Bobw]

Vacation time was coming up and she said she'd like to go someplace she hadn't been in a long time. I said try the kitchen..and that's when the fight started...

 

[Bobw]

She asked about breast implants so I suggested she swipe between her breasts with toilet paper. She asked how would that do anything? I said look what it's done for you ass,,and that's when the fight startred