Blonde joke of the day …
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a cell phone. He gave her the phone and explained all of its features to her.
She was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang, and to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi honey," he said. "How do you like your new phone?"
She replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's that?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Macy's?"
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a cell phone. He gave her the phone and explained all of its features to her.
She was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang, and to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi honey," he said. "How do you like your new phone?"
She replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's that?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Macy's?"