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VIENNA -- A famed Austrian museum has fired an employee for washing his hands and face with his urine.

Alfred Zoppelt says he was fired after 23 years of working as an attendant at the Belvedere, a castle in Vienna with a major art collection. He says his adherence to urine therapy was previously "never a problem."

Zoppelt, 57, said Thursday his notice from Belvedere says he was fired because "you regularly rub urine into your skin, particularly the face and hands. With this, you soil your place of work ... and threaten the health of your co-workers."

A woman answering the Belvedere press department phone confirmed that Zoppelt was fired but refused to give her name or further information.

Believers in urine therapy claim medical and cosmetic benefits but these have not been proven.
 
fastfordfan said:
VIENNA -- A famed Austrian museum has fired an employee for washing his hands and face with his urine.

Alfred Zoppelt says he was fired after 23 years of working as an attendant at the Belvedere, a castle in Vienna with a major art collection. He says his adherence to urine therapy was previously "never a problem."

Zoppelt, 57, said Thursday his notice from Belvedere says he was fired because "you regularly rub urine into your skin, particularly the face and hands. With this, you soil your place of work ... and threaten the health of your co-workers."

A woman answering the Belvedere press department phone confirmed that Zoppelt was fired but refused to give her name or further information.

Believers in urine therapy claim medical and cosmetic benefits but these have not been proven.
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WTF!?!?!!?
 
fastfordfan said:
Believers in urine therapy claim medical and cosmetic benefits but these have not been proven.
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another thing i've learned today. never heard of it. wonder if there's a feces therapy (not enough to look it up though)? dollars to donuts said individual above is single. well, he may have a corpse or blowup doll laying around.
 
SlowNeasy said:
another thing i've learned today. never heard of it. wonder if there's a feces therapy (not enough to look it up though)? dollars to donuts said individual above is single. well, he may have a corpse or blowup doll laying around.
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There's plenty of chitfaced people on therapy it's called AA
 
I've heard of latin american baseball players who use urine on their hands. They say it is a long-time practice of latin baseball players to do this. They say it helps toughen up the skin or something like that. Moises Alou was the first one I heard say that he did it. It seems Miguel Tejada may have said he uses it too, but I'm not sure about him. I've never heard of anybody using it on their face though.
 
Benevolent One said:
I've heard of latin american baseball players who use urine on their hands. They say it is a long-time practice of latin baseball players to do this. They say it helps toughen up the skin or something like that. Moises Alou was the first one I heard say that he did it. It seems Miguel Tejada may have said he uses it too, but I'm not sure about him. I've never heard of anybody using it on their face though.
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i've used salt water to promote healing and toughen skin. urine...not a chance. <g>
 
Man, I hope these people are at least using their own urine:eek:

I can just see a black market for the stuff...Jennifer Aniston urine for $100 an ounce, Barry Bonds urine for $200 an ounce, etc.
 
SlowNeasy said:
another thing i've learned today. never heard of it. wonder if there's a feces therapy (not enough to look it up though)? dollars to donuts said individual above is single. well, he may have a corpse or blowup doll laying around.
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Couldn't find it.


Doesn't peeing on your feet cure athletes foot?
 
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