Another oldie but goodie..............
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedr to come in for the baby's exam.the Doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and beinga little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? "breast-fed," she replied."Well, strip down to your waist.", the doctor ordered.She did. He pinched, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a very professional and detailed examination.Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby isunderweight. You don't have any milk."" I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedr to come in for the baby's exam.the Doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and beinga little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? "breast-fed," she replied."Well, strip down to your waist.", the doctor ordered.She did. He pinched, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a very professional and detailed examination.Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby isunderweight. You don't have any milk."" I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."