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Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating
that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?" she asked pointing to another timepiece.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved
twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating
that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?" she asked pointing to another timepiece.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved
twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."