Another Tony Stewart Classic Interview

[HoneyBadger]

On NASCAR Now just now, Smoke was asked: Is there any moment when you'll know how the car will react to the changes?

Smoke: it will be on exactly lap 236, not a moment before.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Ah, here we go:

Oh, that hilariously sarcastic Smoke.

Tony Stewart was wrapping up a brief media session on Friday at Bristol Motor Speedway when a reporter asked the driver if there was a specific point in Saturday's race when everyone would know whether or not Bristol's track changes worked.

Stewart, without missing a beat, immediately turned into Sarcastic Man, the superhero who fights reporters instead of crime.

"Oh, I have no doubt," he said. "It's going to be exactly on lap 236, is the lap where you're going to notice it. Not a lap before, not a lap after. It's exactly going to be on lap 236, I promise that."
No one else jumped in to ask a question after that, and Stewart shook his head.
"Rocket scientist here," he nodded toward the reporter.
Then he turned to walk into his hauler.

"Alright, I gotta go," he said. "I gotta do something productive now."

http://www.sbnation.com/nascar/2012/8/24/3265883/tony-stewart-nascar-bristol-2012

 

[Clutch]

On NASCAR Now just now, Smoke was asked: Is there any moment when you'll know how the car will react to the changes?

Smoke: it will be on exactly lap 236, not a moment before.

.....he immediately turned into Sarcastic Man...

 

[racer8]

Sounds like he toned it down this time.

 

[VaDirt]

Sarcastic Man!

 

[HoneyBadger]

Sarcastic Man!

That looks a little trim to be Tony Stewart Sarcasticman.

 

[VaDirt]

That looks a little trim to be Tony Stewart Sarcasticman.

Best I could do on short notice

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Classic.

 

[Johali]

Tony is one of a kind, because non of it was written for him by someone else.

 

[dirtguru]

Too bad Tony didn't wreck on lap 226. That would have been right funny.

 

[Greg]

To impress me Tony will have to lay a killer deadly fart on the interviewer. Plus being that it is for media it has to be loud or audible , and aromaticallys strong enough to make the reporter slowly faint, but only fainting after they have been completely offended.

 

[VaDirt]

To impress me Tony will have to lay a killer deadly fart on the interviewer. Plus being that it is for media it has to be loud or audible , and aromaticallys strong enough to make the reporter slowly faint, but only fainting after they have been completely offended.

That would be an awesome interview from anyone.

 

[FenderBumper]

To impress me Tony will have to lay a killer deadly fart on the interviewer. Plus being that it is for media it has to be loud or audible , and aromaticallys strong enough to make the reporter slowly faint, but only fainting after they have been completely offended.

What, no female reporter stripping before she faints?

Greg, you're slipping.

 

[Greg]

What, no female reporter stripping before she faints?

Greg, you're slipping.

Principles

With the ladies I prefer being a rough gentleman, so no farting in their presence. Lest she retaliates with her own stinkdoms, (in my world they only do good sleazy, and that means they don't fart, or suffer any real time farters in their presence. Accidental pooting at the worst, the skilled can time them to be camouflaged with a simultaneous loud sneeze)

So I would just tell her the glorious details,and perhaps give her a DVD compilation highlighting those moments for a romantic moment (really it just explains why the whites in the laundry is so challenging at a given time)

 

[FenderBumper]

That almost on occasion is relevant to the desirable essence to woman. where the tidy whites are thrown after creeping through the back door, which extraction must be gentle to avoid soiling the occasion.

Do you write them Chinese ads we've been seeing around here?