Another ugly Biffle thread..(sorry)

[RoyalOrange]

...sorry...but here goes:

Biffle is so ugly...his shadow quit.
Biffle is so ugly... the last time he got a piece of ass was when his had slipped thru the toilet paper.
Biffle is so ugly...when he entered an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals".
Biffle is so ugly...they moved Halloween to his birthday.
Biffle is so ugly...the only way he could get laid is by crawling up a bird's ass and waiting....
Biffle is so ugly...he quit looking in the mirror, because every time he did, he got glass in his eye....
Biffle is so ugly...he looked in the mirror and his reflection ducked.

I apologize if I have offended any Biffle fans or ugly people.
Just thought I would share.
LOL

 

[Awesome_Bill]

Pretty good there RoyalOrange, you did a great job of convincing me that Biffle really is Ugly! lol

 

[Flyboy]

He might be ugly, but he will woop Kevin Harvicks tail next year in nascar !!!!!!!!!!

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Moving this to the Chit Chat board. Hang on, please.

 

[unknown]

:bs: :ROFLMFAO:

He might be ugly, but he will woop Kevin Harvicks tail next year in nascar !!!!!!!!!!

NOT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[66mustang]

I know too. Guess we will just have to see.