Ant and Elephant

[kat2220]

A wee little ant is on his way back to the anthill with a giant load on his back, when a giant elephant steps smack into his way.
"Move over, you scrawny little ant, or I'll take a crap on you and bury you alive!" the hostile pachyderm rumbled.
The ant wasn't gonna take this bully's verbal abuse, so he shouted back
"Oh yeah? You big-mouthed piece of leather embossed, soon to be mounted ivory. Do your worst!"
The elephant turned around and delivered the promised load of dung.
Exhausted, the ant finally unburies himself to the top of the pile and yells;
"You punk! You got me right in mi eye!"

 

[Splunge]

Sorry...but am I the only one who doesn't get this?

Just for filler:

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
- A two-ton pickup.


And...

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
-So they can hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
-See...it works!