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PureDeathRacing
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As we all know, al Qaeda considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not al Qaeda, demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-al Qaeda sentiment.
The Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
Beer's to ya!
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not al Qaeda, demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-al Qaeda sentiment.
The Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
Beer's to ya!
