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SMALL TOWNS
These are SO true!!!!!
For those of you FROM small towns...you understand...
For those of you less fortunate...this is ALL REAL!
You might be from a small town if...
1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what FFA is.
3. You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt
road.
4. Your idea of a FUN weekend was riding around parking lots because that is
where EVERYBODY was.
5. Your idea of an EXCITING weekend was watching a fight in the parking lot.
6. You swore at someone and your parents knew within the hour.
7. You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
8. School gets canceled for city, county, or state events.
9. You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
10. You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
11. Everyone thought it was really cool to date someone from the neighboring
town.
12. You had senior skip day.
13. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
14. You don't give directions by street names, but, instead, like this:
Turn right by Nelson's house, go two blocks east past Anderson's, and
it's four houses left
of the track field.
15. The country club golf course had only 9 holes. (Or there wasn't even
one)
16. You can't help but date a friends ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
17. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people".
18. The people in the city dress funny, then your town picks up on the trend
a few years later.
19. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your
birthday.
20. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed
Store.
21. You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
22. The football coach suggested that you haul hay for the summer to get
stronger.
23. Directions are given using "the" stoplight as a reference.
24. The city council meets at the coffee shop.
25. Your "letter jacket" was worn after your 19th birthday.
26. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask
if you need a ride.
27. Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names.
28. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
29. The closest Red Lobster or Olive Garden is at least 30 miles away.
30. So is the closest shopping mall.
31. It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding
lawnmower.
32. You have a good laugh reading this because you know they're all true.
33. Then you forward it to everyone who lives in your town (because you know
them all)!!
These are SO true!!!!!
For those of you FROM small towns...you understand...
For those of you less fortunate...this is ALL REAL!
You might be from a small town if...
1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what FFA is.
3. You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt
road.
4. Your idea of a FUN weekend was riding around parking lots because that is
where EVERYBODY was.
5. Your idea of an EXCITING weekend was watching a fight in the parking lot.
6. You swore at someone and your parents knew within the hour.
7. You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
8. School gets canceled for city, county, or state events.
9. You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
10. You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
11. Everyone thought it was really cool to date someone from the neighboring
town.
12. You had senior skip day.
13. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
14. You don't give directions by street names, but, instead, like this:
Turn right by Nelson's house, go two blocks east past Anderson's, and
it's four houses left
of the track field.
15. The country club golf course had only 9 holes. (Or there wasn't even
one)
16. You can't help but date a friends ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
17. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people".
18. The people in the city dress funny, then your town picks up on the trend
a few years later.
19. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your
birthday.
20. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed
Store.
21. You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
22. The football coach suggested that you haul hay for the summer to get
stronger.
23. Directions are given using "the" stoplight as a reference.
24. The city council meets at the coffee shop.
25. Your "letter jacket" was worn after your 19th birthday.
26. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask
if you need a ride.
27. Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names.
28. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
29. The closest Red Lobster or Olive Garden is at least 30 miles away.
30. So is the closest shopping mall.
31. It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding
lawnmower.
32. You have a good laugh reading this because you know they're all true.
33. Then you forward it to everyone who lives in your town (because you know
them all)!!
Very funny and very good. I am from a small town. I walked on many dirt roads, LOL. You had alot of the things right.
