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This week, on As the Wheel Turns:
Will we see a version of celebrity boxing? In this corner, Tony Shovin' Smoke" Stewart vs. Rocky "Racoon" Rudd! And will Ricky's new sponsor be Evian Water? Will the Wood brothers be able to afford enough steaks to put over that shiner that their new driver for next year will have? Or will an unnamed person dressed in red and white come over to their motorhomes and steal all of the steaks? (Hell, ya can't eat just donuts)
Will all of the new soft walls being installed in the racetracks be named Park Walls? (sorry, couldn't resist) And even though Greg Biffle is starting in the front of the pack, WHY IS HE STILL SO UGLY? Has Jeff learned the three most important letters in the alphabet: DNF? And will Robbie Gordon make sure once again that he remembers those letters? And have you ever put forth the notion that the infamous "golf cart" race was actually a conspiracy for Jimmie Johnson to take Gordo out once and for all....? Hmmmmm? Was the reason that Jr. worked his way back from a lap down to a good finish just because of a sign up at the front of the pack that read "FREE BEER"? And if Tony really did shove that woman...why the hell didn't her husband KICK HIS ASS? (mine would have) Is there any other driver with more class than Dale Jarrett? And do you think that Sterling can feel something moving up behind him, hard and fast? And will the question we have all been wanting answered finally be addressed:
JAMIE MC WHO???????????
Find out this week on another enthralling episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the fine sponsors of:
Nascar Boxing Federation
Beef...it does a black eye good
Target
DMP Bootleg Beer
Boxing Gloves (found at all Home Depots)
Evian Water
Park Walls (in 2 new colors: black and yelow)
The Big Brown Truck
Defective Golf Carts (found exclusivley at Lowe's)
Chip Ganassi
Viagra
Stay tuned...........
***on a personal note...let's all remember Adam and Kenny this weekend**
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Go Smoke Go!! Drive it like ya stole it!!!
Will we see a version of celebrity boxing? In this corner, Tony Shovin' Smoke" Stewart vs. Rocky "Racoon" Rudd! And will Ricky's new sponsor be Evian Water? Will the Wood brothers be able to afford enough steaks to put over that shiner that their new driver for next year will have? Or will an unnamed person dressed in red and white come over to their motorhomes and steal all of the steaks? (Hell, ya can't eat just donuts)
Will all of the new soft walls being installed in the racetracks be named Park Walls? (sorry, couldn't resist) And even though Greg Biffle is starting in the front of the pack, WHY IS HE STILL SO UGLY? Has Jeff learned the three most important letters in the alphabet: DNF? And will Robbie Gordon make sure once again that he remembers those letters? And have you ever put forth the notion that the infamous "golf cart" race was actually a conspiracy for Jimmie Johnson to take Gordo out once and for all....? Hmmmmm? Was the reason that Jr. worked his way back from a lap down to a good finish just because of a sign up at the front of the pack that read "FREE BEER"? And if Tony really did shove that woman...why the hell didn't her husband KICK HIS ASS? (mine would have) Is there any other driver with more class than Dale Jarrett? And do you think that Sterling can feel something moving up behind him, hard and fast? And will the question we have all been wanting answered finally be addressed:
JAMIE MC WHO???????????
Find out this week on another enthralling episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the fine sponsors of:
Nascar Boxing Federation
Beef...it does a black eye good
Target
DMP Bootleg Beer
Boxing Gloves (found at all Home Depots)
Evian Water
Park Walls (in 2 new colors: black and yelow)
The Big Brown Truck
Defective Golf Carts (found exclusivley at Lowe's)
Chip Ganassi
Viagra
Stay tuned...........
***on a personal note...let's all remember Adam and Kenny this weekend**
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Go Smoke Go!! Drive it like ya stole it!!!
