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Back after a much too long absence, and by popular demand..(I think)....
we now bring you As the Wheel Turns....
This week, will Jeremy Mayfield still be smelling Octane 93, or will it be
the stench of the unemployment line? And has should Mike Skinner take
a picture? (Cause this is gonna be his LAST Kodak moment). Has McDonalds
finally released Buckshot from his contract, allowing him to return to
Winston Cup? Hmmmmmmmm? Is there enough room on the front row this
week for the big guys (Fatback and Gooch, Tony's gas man)? And is it
just a conincidence tht Fatback is always dressed in Green? Could HE really
be the Incredible Hulk? If Jr. takes the points lead, will there be enough
supply of Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer to fill the obvious demand? And just
who is that guy driving that orange 20 car that has been running so well
as of late? Could that be the REAL Tony Stewart, the one that used to have
that orange fire in his eye? Hmmmm??? (I think so) Did Steve Park get rid
of that Pennzoil tatoo and go on America Online and sell it on EBay? Did
Shawna's all girl pit crew get a tampon break during the race? Is Larry Mac
still the Mac Daddy? (I think so) And does anyone remember Rusty Wallace?
How many ugly crashes will Greg Biffle be involved in? (By the way, Greg is
still unhumanly ugly) Do you think that the Sterling will stay in his car, or will
he jump out and knock Jeffie out the next time he spins him???????? Hmmm?
And will the final burning question of the week be answered........
Who pissed in John Andretti's Cheerios????????????
Find out the answeres to these and more exciting questions on the next (and hopefully not so long-awaited) episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you once again by these fine sponsors:
Octane 93
State of NC Division of Unemployment
Kodak
McDonalds
The Incredible Hulk (Now showing a sneak preview at Joe Gibbs Racing)
Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer (the official beer of NASCAR)
Home Depot (once again, becoming THE Home Improvement store of NASCAR)
Robinson Tampons (for the time of the month that you feel in the pits)
Pennzoil
America Online
EBay
Marlin Boxing Equipment (now made of non blood staining Dupont)
Cheerios
P.S. Hopefully the writers block has gone for good.
we now bring you As the Wheel Turns....
This week, will Jeremy Mayfield still be smelling Octane 93, or will it be
the stench of the unemployment line? And has should Mike Skinner take
a picture? (Cause this is gonna be his LAST Kodak moment). Has McDonalds
finally released Buckshot from his contract, allowing him to return to
Winston Cup? Hmmmmmmmm? Is there enough room on the front row this
week for the big guys (Fatback and Gooch, Tony's gas man)? And is it
just a conincidence tht Fatback is always dressed in Green? Could HE really
be the Incredible Hulk? If Jr. takes the points lead, will there be enough
supply of Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer to fill the obvious demand? And just
who is that guy driving that orange 20 car that has been running so well
as of late? Could that be the REAL Tony Stewart, the one that used to have
that orange fire in his eye? Hmmmm??? (I think so) Did Steve Park get rid
of that Pennzoil tatoo and go on America Online and sell it on EBay? Did
Shawna's all girl pit crew get a tampon break during the race? Is Larry Mac
still the Mac Daddy? (I think so) And does anyone remember Rusty Wallace?
How many ugly crashes will Greg Biffle be involved in? (By the way, Greg is
still unhumanly ugly) Do you think that the Sterling will stay in his car, or will
he jump out and knock Jeffie out the next time he spins him???????? Hmmm?
And will the final burning question of the week be answered........
Who pissed in John Andretti's Cheerios????????????
Find out the answeres to these and more exciting questions on the next (and hopefully not so long-awaited) episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you once again by these fine sponsors:
Octane 93
State of NC Division of Unemployment
Kodak
McDonalds
The Incredible Hulk (Now showing a sneak preview at Joe Gibbs Racing)
Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer (the official beer of NASCAR)
Home Depot (once again, becoming THE Home Improvement store of NASCAR)
Robinson Tampons (for the time of the month that you feel in the pits)
Pennzoil
America Online
EBay
Marlin Boxing Equipment (now made of non blood staining Dupont)
Cheerios
P.S. Hopefully the writers block has gone for good.
