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This week... on As the Wheel Turns....
Will Jimmy Spencer be "sirious" about his racing? What are all of those ugly
rumors about Greg Biffle missing the race? Will Jerry Nadeau be saluted with
a top ten finish? Has Mike Wallace been going to the Chad Knauss School
of NASCAR Interview Etiquette? Hmmmm???? Is Shane Hmiel even out of jr.
high yet??? Will Kurt Busch continue his speedy ways....tell me ....I am all ears!
How many times will Jeffy screw Jr. up this week? Has Jeff been sampling
the DMP Bootleg Beer? And will he get another kiss for good luck this week?
(Did yall see that last week, by the way?) Why hasn't Tony killed anyone yet?
We ARE into the 3rd race already, for Pete's sake. Do you think that shaving
his legs has mellowed old Smoke out a little???? Who taught Jack Sprague how
to drive a racecar? Did he go to the Bodine School of Quality Stock Car Driving ???? Hmmmm???? Isn't that Bootie Barker cute as a bug in a rug? And don't you think
the commercial has proven that Awesome Bill is still a total hottie capable of
getting love pats from the ladies? Where is Buckshot Jones? What in the hell
was Mike McLauglin thinking by leaving JGR??? And will the final question of the
week be answered...
Who in the world was that fast cat in the green car sitting on the pole? Is he
NEW?????????????? (Go Bobby...'bout time)
Join us next week for another exciting episode of
As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the following sponsors:
DMP Bootleg Beer (of course)
Home Depot
Chad Knauss School of NASCAR Interview Etiquette
Busch Ear Plugs (available only in Ross Perot Extra Large)
Stewart Shaving Cream (Coke scented)
The Banger Brothers (formerly known as Bodine Brothers)
Gordon Lip Gloss
Elliott Love Magnet Oil (in stores now, next to Octane 93)
Will Jimmy Spencer be "sirious" about his racing? What are all of those ugly
rumors about Greg Biffle missing the race? Will Jerry Nadeau be saluted with
a top ten finish? Has Mike Wallace been going to the Chad Knauss School
of NASCAR Interview Etiquette? Hmmmm???? Is Shane Hmiel even out of jr.
high yet??? Will Kurt Busch continue his speedy ways....tell me ....I am all ears!
How many times will Jeffy screw Jr. up this week? Has Jeff been sampling
the DMP Bootleg Beer? And will he get another kiss for good luck this week?
(Did yall see that last week, by the way?) Why hasn't Tony killed anyone yet?
We ARE into the 3rd race already, for Pete's sake. Do you think that shaving
his legs has mellowed old Smoke out a little???? Who taught Jack Sprague how
to drive a racecar? Did he go to the Bodine School of Quality Stock Car Driving ???? Hmmmm???? Isn't that Bootie Barker cute as a bug in a rug? And don't you think
the commercial has proven that Awesome Bill is still a total hottie capable of
getting love pats from the ladies? Where is Buckshot Jones? What in the hell
was Mike McLauglin thinking by leaving JGR??? And will the final question of the
week be answered...
Who in the world was that fast cat in the green car sitting on the pole? Is he
NEW?????????????? (Go Bobby...'bout time)
Join us next week for another exciting episode of
As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the following sponsors:
DMP Bootleg Beer (of course)
Home Depot
Chad Knauss School of NASCAR Interview Etiquette
Busch Ear Plugs (available only in Ross Perot Extra Large)
Stewart Shaving Cream (Coke scented)
The Banger Brothers (formerly known as Bodine Brothers)
Gordon Lip Gloss
Elliott Love Magnet Oil (in stores now, next to Octane 93)
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