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This week, on As the Wheel Turns.....
If you scrape the wall, and get a Darlington Stripe on your car, are you so
scared that you get a "racing stripe" in your firesuit???? Who was that
young man in the green car in victory lane last week? Do they have to get
a keg of champagne for Fatback? Should Steve finally be Parked? Did
Dale Jarrett learn how to count from watching Jimmie Johnson last year @
Bristol? And will Steve feel the retaliation of DJ, and scream "Dang you Big
Brown Truck"? Will Tony be doing commercials for Gillette? And wouldn't
Nair do a better job? Is Tony Joe Namath's love child? Hmmmm? Isn't it
great that Dave Blaney has moved his Bootie into contention? What ever
happened to Terry Labonte? Will Mongo the dog finally be litter trained at
such tracks as Watkins Glen and Infineon? How long do you think Mikey
can stay in the top ten in points? Would Jimmie Johnson be grateful if a
leprechaun rode with him this weekend? And will the final question of the
week be answered:
Have you read Jack Roush's new book...The Little Engine that Could?????
Join us next time for another episode of As the Wheel Turns, brought to
you by the followoing sponsors:
Charmin Firesuit Protectors
Bobby Labonte's Victory Fish
Fatback's Keg 'o Booze
Steve Park Parking Meters
The Big Brown Truck
Gillette (available in the weed whacker section at Home Depot)
Nair (now in the new orange bottle, for extra hairy legs)
Mongo Kitty Litter (not available at Target Stores)
Target
Lowe's Lucky Charms
Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer
Roush Publishing (now plugging the new best seller, The Little
Engine that Could)
In the words of Ward Burton: Tudaloo!!
If you scrape the wall, and get a Darlington Stripe on your car, are you so
scared that you get a "racing stripe" in your firesuit???? Who was that
young man in the green car in victory lane last week? Do they have to get
a keg of champagne for Fatback? Should Steve finally be Parked? Did
Dale Jarrett learn how to count from watching Jimmie Johnson last year @
Bristol? And will Steve feel the retaliation of DJ, and scream "Dang you Big
Brown Truck"? Will Tony be doing commercials for Gillette? And wouldn't
Nair do a better job? Is Tony Joe Namath's love child? Hmmmm? Isn't it
great that Dave Blaney has moved his Bootie into contention? What ever
happened to Terry Labonte? Will Mongo the dog finally be litter trained at
such tracks as Watkins Glen and Infineon? How long do you think Mikey
can stay in the top ten in points? Would Jimmie Johnson be grateful if a
leprechaun rode with him this weekend? And will the final question of the
week be answered:
Have you read Jack Roush's new book...The Little Engine that Could?????
Join us next time for another episode of As the Wheel Turns, brought to
you by the followoing sponsors:
Charmin Firesuit Protectors
Bobby Labonte's Victory Fish
Fatback's Keg 'o Booze
Steve Park Parking Meters
The Big Brown Truck
Gillette (available in the weed whacker section at Home Depot)
Nair (now in the new orange bottle, for extra hairy legs)
Mongo Kitty Litter (not available at Target Stores)
Target
Lowe's Lucky Charms
Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer
Roush Publishing (now plugging the new best seller, The Little
Engine that Could)
In the words of Ward Burton: Tudaloo!!
