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RoyalOrange
Guest
This week, on As the Wheel Turns:
Will we find out the answers to the following questions: Exactly where is the track
bar...and do they serve DMP Bootleg Beer? Instead of taking cars to the wind tunnel..
shouldn't NASCAR just take them to DW's mouth? Is Jerry Nadeau really
big enough to kick anyone's ass? How many cars had Cingular paint on them after
Bristol? Hmmmm????? When Ryan Newman fell behind from the pole...was he
calling on his radio "Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?" If Greg Biffle
finally got his first top five finish...why is this still an ugly sight? Is Ricky Rudd's butt
sore from being rammed through the pits by a certain orange bomb? And speaking of
the orange bomb....do scud missles cause as much damage as that damned 20 car had on
it Sunday? Does Home Depot sell enough tools to repair that mess? If we send a Roush engine into Baghdad, will it blow up Saddam????
Where is Buckshot Jones? Is Mongo newspaper trained? Does he like donuts, and if so, does Jimmy share? What the hell is Michael Waltrip still doing in the top 10? Is a
spring rubber any more effective than a summer rubber? And will the final question of
the week be answered:
Doesn't Bobby La Hottie look good in purple????????????
Join us next time for another episode of As the Wheel Turns...brought to you
by the following sponors:
Trackside Track Bar
DMP Bootleg Beer
Waltrip Wind Tunnel (hurricane force)
Cingular Paint (available on all WC Cars)
Altell (can now be heard from the back of the pack)
Biffle Face Masks
Rudd Hemmoroid Cream (also works on black eyes)
Home Depot
Stewart Scud Repair (for damaged race cars)
Roush Engines (Patriot missles sold separately)
Mongo Doggie Donuts
WMW (Mike Waltrip's new radio station...playing the new hit
Livin on a Prayer)
Labonte Purple Paint (a winning color, endorsed by Barney himself)
God Bless Our Troops.
Will we find out the answers to the following questions: Exactly where is the track
bar...and do they serve DMP Bootleg Beer? Instead of taking cars to the wind tunnel..
shouldn't NASCAR just take them to DW's mouth? Is Jerry Nadeau really
big enough to kick anyone's ass? How many cars had Cingular paint on them after
Bristol? Hmmmm????? When Ryan Newman fell behind from the pole...was he
calling on his radio "Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?" If Greg Biffle
finally got his first top five finish...why is this still an ugly sight? Is Ricky Rudd's butt
sore from being rammed through the pits by a certain orange bomb? And speaking of
the orange bomb....do scud missles cause as much damage as that damned 20 car had on
it Sunday? Does Home Depot sell enough tools to repair that mess? If we send a Roush engine into Baghdad, will it blow up Saddam????
Where is Buckshot Jones? Is Mongo newspaper trained? Does he like donuts, and if so, does Jimmy share? What the hell is Michael Waltrip still doing in the top 10? Is a
spring rubber any more effective than a summer rubber? And will the final question of
the week be answered:
Doesn't Bobby La Hottie look good in purple????????????
Join us next time for another episode of As the Wheel Turns...brought to you
by the following sponors:
Trackside Track Bar
DMP Bootleg Beer
Waltrip Wind Tunnel (hurricane force)
Cingular Paint (available on all WC Cars)
Altell (can now be heard from the back of the pack)
Biffle Face Masks
Rudd Hemmoroid Cream (also works on black eyes)
Home Depot
Stewart Scud Repair (for damaged race cars)
Roush Engines (Patriot missles sold separately)
Mongo Doggie Donuts
WMW (Mike Waltrip's new radio station...playing the new hit
Livin on a Prayer)
Labonte Purple Paint (a winning color, endorsed by Barney himself)
God Bless Our Troops.
My favorite part this the Roush engine to blow up Saddam!! 
LMAO!
