As the Wheel Turns......

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RoyalOrange

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This week, on another episode of As the Wheel Turns...

Was qualifying postponed because of rain, or because Ricky Rudd decided at the last minute that he had changed his mind, and didn't wanna do it just then? Did Greg Biffle not make the show because he couldn't pass inspection, because his "nose" was found to be 2" too large? Will we all be able to get a free bag of Dirty Mo Posse Kitty Litter with each purchase of a 12 pack of Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer? And will Jr. "Crow" about his pole position this week? If Tony jumps the start of the race this week, will he improve his 23rd qualifying spot up to about 10th? And how pissed will that make Robbie Gordon? Will Scott Pruett be driving the #41 Target car any more, and will Ganassi have a 3rd car, with Spencer driving the Krispy Kreme #42 Dodge? Does anyone remember a race car driver by the name of Jeff Gordon or Bobby Labonte? Have they disappeared? How will Steve Park react to having cars running behind him? Will it confuse him? (hope not) And if Tony doesn't win this week, will all press memebers be safe? (sorry, smoke, luv ya anyways)
And if M & M's melt in your mouth and not in your hand, just how well will they go with Baloney Burgers? And how many dirty words can Kenny "The Herminator" Wallace spell on one post-race show? And will the final question pressing quesion of the week be answered: Will the name of Michael Waltrip's biography be "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride?"

This weeks' episode is being brought to you by the following sponsors:

Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer
Dirty Mo Posse Kitty Litter
M & M's
Sadler's Baloney Burger Barn
Stewart Boxing Gloves (now found at all Home Depot's)
Hooked on Phonics Dirty Word Speller Video (starring Kenny Wallace)
Krispy Kreme
Target
Ricky Rudd 8 Balls (with new answers such as "not if I don't feel like it)
Dale Jr.'s new website: www.whothehellknows.com

(insider note: welcome home to DEI, Mr. Park)
 
OMG, I'm new here, been lurking for awhile and I have read a lot of things, but that is by far the most hilarious thing I have seen!! Thanks for the laughs!
 
O That was a good one RoyalOr. Ive been waiting for this for a while and....ahhhhahahaha it feels good.
 
In the words of the late king, "Thank ya, thank ya vurry much"
 
Hey bevy....there have been many that have surpassed this one....by far.... I've been doing this for several months now.
I will try not to disappoint in the future. Glad you like it. I spare no one....not even my guys! It's a lot of fun. Only for laughs.
 
As usual, FANTASTIC JOB Royal. Sorry I can't do a spoiler like others have, but I do have a question or three.

Is that yellow cap JR wears with DMPL for LITE DMP beer?

Will Kodak come out with an indestructable camera named "The Tony Cam"?

Who is Jeff Gordon?

Where is the Stacker3?

Will the Target car be a target this week?

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
I only have one question: Will Jimmy really drive the "Kreme Machine" next year? A dream come true!!!!!!:D
 
Originally posted by DE Wrangler 2
I only have one question:  Will Jimmy really drive the "Kreme Machine" next year?  A dream come true!!!!!!:D
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Oh Yes DE, he will. It will be KK colors with donuts already on the sides, but Tires will be sponsered by Dunkin' Donut. Don't forget the jimmies on the frosting! hehehe, me bad kitty. PURRRRR:p
 
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