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This week, on a possibly rain-soaked episode of As the Wheel Turns....
Just who is the Lady in Black, and why does she like stripes so much? Is she making a fashion statement? And just why is her favorite meal Goodyear Tires? Will the new dance that they do to the song "The Streak" (aka, the Gordon Theme) be called The Bump? Hmmm? And just who did Jeffy celebrate with @ Bristol? Will Tony be served another T-Bone at Darlington from his old pal Jimmy "Jolly Pirate" Spencer? Will Ward Burton's new sponsor be Guns are Us? And just how will Mike Helton spend that $5000 that Ward contributed to the Daddy Needs a New Pair of Heat Sheild Booties Fund? Will Elliott Sadler show Dale Jarrett the correct way to deal with an emergency services vechicle? Imagine how much faster Kenny Wallace would talk if he DID take Stacker 2? How far will Tony try to stay away from Jerry Nadeau?
Will Jeffy do a new dance, "The Bump" to the tune of his old hit "The Streak"? And will Rusty bust a move with his bad self, and do a little bit of dancing himself? (sure as hell should). And now that we all know that Jimmie can count to one on his middle finger, does that make him ready? (are you ready Jimmie, are you sure you're ready?)? And will the final question of the week be answered:
Will we hear Rubbie Gordon on the radio (in his best Steve Urkel voice) screaming: "Did I do that?"
Brought to you by the following fine sponsors"
DMP Bootleg Beer (as per usual)
Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes Fund (aka the Tony Stewart
Telethon)
Stacker 2
Emergency Services of America (thanks guys)
Goodyear Tires
Lady in Black Racing Apparel (available in black stripes)
Rusty Wallace Boogie Shoes
Ward Burton 9mm Ammunition
Jolly Pirate
Beef (It's what's for dinner)
The Sterling Marlin Red Flag Restraint
***In case of rain, the drivers will turn their radios and listen to the fine tunes on the latest CD Jeff Gordon's Greatest Hits***
Enjoy the Race, guys.
Just who is the Lady in Black, and why does she like stripes so much? Is she making a fashion statement? And just why is her favorite meal Goodyear Tires? Will the new dance that they do to the song "The Streak" (aka, the Gordon Theme) be called The Bump? Hmmm? And just who did Jeffy celebrate with @ Bristol? Will Tony be served another T-Bone at Darlington from his old pal Jimmy "Jolly Pirate" Spencer? Will Ward Burton's new sponsor be Guns are Us? And just how will Mike Helton spend that $5000 that Ward contributed to the Daddy Needs a New Pair of Heat Sheild Booties Fund? Will Elliott Sadler show Dale Jarrett the correct way to deal with an emergency services vechicle? Imagine how much faster Kenny Wallace would talk if he DID take Stacker 2? How far will Tony try to stay away from Jerry Nadeau?
Will Jeffy do a new dance, "The Bump" to the tune of his old hit "The Streak"? And will Rusty bust a move with his bad self, and do a little bit of dancing himself? (sure as hell should). And now that we all know that Jimmie can count to one on his middle finger, does that make him ready? (are you ready Jimmie, are you sure you're ready?)? And will the final question of the week be answered:
Will we hear Rubbie Gordon on the radio (in his best Steve Urkel voice) screaming: "Did I do that?"
Brought to you by the following fine sponsors"
DMP Bootleg Beer (as per usual)
Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes Fund (aka the Tony Stewart
Telethon)
Stacker 2
Emergency Services of America (thanks guys)
Goodyear Tires
Lady in Black Racing Apparel (available in black stripes)
Rusty Wallace Boogie Shoes
Ward Burton 9mm Ammunition
Jolly Pirate
Beef (It's what's for dinner)
The Sterling Marlin Red Flag Restraint
***In case of rain, the drivers will turn their radios and listen to the fine tunes on the latest CD Jeff Gordon's Greatest Hits***
Enjoy the Race, guys.
