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This week, on As the Wheel Turns:
Will Sterling be duct-taped to his car? And has anyone noticed that Jamie MacMurry has that same little hole in his chin that Jason Keller has? Could they be related, perhaps? Will the obnoxious Alabama weather hinder the race weekened? Will Tony Stewart, fresh off his fishing expediditon, "reel in" another victory? And will all of the reporters be safe? Has Tony kept the American Track Bar Association in business? Now that Jimmie is ready, is he willing and able? How much Viagra will it take to "raise" the #6 to the top position? (Six, that's my number). Did Jr. really sustain a head injury, or was it just a hangover from too much DMP Bootleg Beer? Hmmmmmmmm? And since Greg Biffle has the weekend off, will he consult with a plastic surgeon? How soon will Frankie Stoddard tire of playing Musical Burtons? And what in the world is Bobby gonna do without Jimmy Makar? Should Steve be parked? Who will be the mystery driver of the BAM racing car this week? Could it possibly be Jayski? Will Rusty need Fix-A-Flat this weekend? And will Matt Kenseth sneak in the door, and move on up like George and Weezy? And will the most burning question of the week be answered:
Whose turn is it: Mikey's, or Jr.'s???????
Find out the answers to these and other burning questions on this week's episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the following sponsors:
Coors Light Duct Tape
The Obnoxious Weather Channel
Home Depot
Red Farmer Bait and Tackle
The American Track Bar Association
Viagra
Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer (found at all local American track bars)
The Frank Stoddard Burton of the Week Show
Interstate Batteries
Jayski Super Sub Racers
Fix a Flat (in Miller Genuine and Lite varieties)
Nick at Night's Reruns of The Jeffersons
DEI Restrictor Plates
Lowes' (the official rookie improvement store of NASCAR)
And let's all not forget to pour a cold Coors Light out for our old buddy Sterling.
Will Sterling be duct-taped to his car? And has anyone noticed that Jamie MacMurry has that same little hole in his chin that Jason Keller has? Could they be related, perhaps? Will the obnoxious Alabama weather hinder the race weekened? Will Tony Stewart, fresh off his fishing expediditon, "reel in" another victory? And will all of the reporters be safe? Has Tony kept the American Track Bar Association in business? Now that Jimmie is ready, is he willing and able? How much Viagra will it take to "raise" the #6 to the top position? (Six, that's my number). Did Jr. really sustain a head injury, or was it just a hangover from too much DMP Bootleg Beer? Hmmmmmmmm? And since Greg Biffle has the weekend off, will he consult with a plastic surgeon? How soon will Frankie Stoddard tire of playing Musical Burtons? And what in the world is Bobby gonna do without Jimmy Makar? Should Steve be parked? Who will be the mystery driver of the BAM racing car this week? Could it possibly be Jayski? Will Rusty need Fix-A-Flat this weekend? And will Matt Kenseth sneak in the door, and move on up like George and Weezy? And will the most burning question of the week be answered:
Whose turn is it: Mikey's, or Jr.'s???????
Find out the answers to these and other burning questions on this week's episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the following sponsors:
Coors Light Duct Tape
The Obnoxious Weather Channel
Home Depot
Red Farmer Bait and Tackle
The American Track Bar Association
Viagra
Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer (found at all local American track bars)
The Frank Stoddard Burton of the Week Show
Interstate Batteries
Jayski Super Sub Racers
Fix a Flat (in Miller Genuine and Lite varieties)
Nick at Night's Reruns of The Jeffersons
DEI Restrictor Plates
Lowes' (the official rookie improvement store of NASCAR)
And let's all not forget to pour a cold Coors Light out for our old buddy Sterling.
