As The Wheel Turns

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This week, on a possible rain soaked episode of As the Wheel Turns.......

Will Tony be nervous with a car with a stiff steering wheel beside him? And will old Smoke shove the competition away, in hopes of his first (of many to come) Winston Cup Championships? Will he apply one coat, or two? Wasn't Jimmie ready? Will the Rain God FINALLY quit messing with Kerry Earnhardt? Now that Ricky Hendrick has retired at age 22, will Kurt Busch call him a decrepid old has-been? Hmmm? And now that Ricky isn't working, will Daddy's engines work? Can Mikey find some gum and stick to the bottom of his booties, so that his foot doesn't slip off of the brake this week? And who was that masked man on Trackside? Will they make a movie, combining Jaws and Hair, and call it DW? Will Wayne Newton sing the National Anthem at the next race if DJ agrees to drive the Big Brown Truck? And is Miss Winston now going to be required to wear one of those beautiful spandex show girl body suits in victory lane? How cool is Mike Joy? Were Rusty's hopes of a championship "spoiled"? And how is the marathon victory/birthday bash at Club E going? Will Jr. have another victory to "Crow" about this weekend? And will the question of the week finally be answered:

If a man is talking in forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, will he still be wrong?

Find out the answers to these and other burning questions on this week's episode of As The Wheel Turns.

Brought to you by the following sponsors:

Viagra Steering Wheels (for stiff left turns)
Home Depot
Victory Lane Paint (in orange and black)
Rain Dance
Hendrick Engines (coulda, woulda, shoulda x 6)
Waltrip Gum (in large mouth sizes)
DW (new movie from FOX, soon in theaters)
Big Brown Truck
Miss Winston Victory Spandex (only available in orange and black)
Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer
Club E (serving DMP Bootleg Beer exclusivley)


Hope you enjoy.

.....in memory of Eric Martin and Blaise Alexander...let us not forget
 
Well this week on a hopefully NOT a rain soaked episode of As the wheel turns:

Hopefully for Mark's sponsor something will be stiff in the 6 car and hopefully Tony will have protection for Mark's secret knock the competition steering just installed in the car last week. Home Depo just came out with a one-coat paint, so Tony won't be called to the big red trailer. Kerry has learned how to do the don't rain dance and gets to strut his stuff with younger brother Jr. Miss Winston already has one of the suits for when she stops by Jr.'s, or Jeff's, or Jimmie's, no not Spencer's, trailor. Required uniform for "offical" visits! Rusty will be busy this weekend measuring and remeasuring his "spoiler". Wonder if drivers compare spoilers to make sure they're all the same! This week after the marathon celebration party, I think sherl will have something to crow about!

And as for the question of the week---Men are always wrong, doesn't matter if a woman is there or not!

this is not to be taken as the spoiler page--and if you know where one is please give it to Rusty quick!!! I just had these thoughts running in my head while reading.
 
Greg Biffle is uglier than Jeff Burton's Busch Gain car, the one we refer to as Pork Chop.
There ya go.
 
You gonna get one of those Biffle Halloween masks?
OOOOO Frightning....
 
No. Might have a heart attact at age 17 if I look in the mirror.
 
I needs to amble to the fridge n' see iffin' I got any DMP beer stashed in there. A pleasure as always RO. Thanx
 
Originally posted by RoyalOrange
This week, on a possible rain soaked episode of As the Wheel Turns.......


If a man is talking in forest, and there is no woman there to hear him,  will he still be wrong?

Find out the answers to these and other burning questions on this week's episode of As The Wheel Turns.

Brought to you by the following sponsors:

Viagra Steering Wheels (for stiff left turns)
Home Depot
Victory Lane Paint (in orange and black)
Rain Dance
Hendrick Engines (coulda, woulda, shoulda x 6)
Waltrip Gum (in large mouth sizes)
DW (new movie from FOX, soon in theaters)
Big Brown Truck
Miss Winston  Victory Spandex (only available in orange and black)
Dirty Mo Posse Bootleg Beer
Club E (serving DMP Bootleg Beer exclusivley)


Hope you enjoy.

.....in memory of Eric Martin and Blaise Alexander...let us not forget
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A man spoke??????????? I didn't hear ya :P

AND what's that fur on DW's face???????????

Where is the beer?????
 
Good stuff RO, maybe the best one yet!!! You can tell I'm a man, I'm still laughing about the stiff left turn :D
 
AND will the 48 Lowes car win at Lowes Motor Speedway??? If it does, was it fixed??
 
"Viagra Steering Wheels (for stiff left turns)"



:xxrotf: :ROFLMFAO:
 
From what I hear, old Mark didn't have it "screwed" on there good........
 
Where can i buy one of these Viagra Steering Wheels? hehe. Waltrip gum sounds tempting too.
 
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