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As the silliest season of all is winding down, we now take you to another silly episode of As the Wheel Turns........
This week, in the Arizona desert, will the following questions be answered.....
If Greg Biffle wins the BGN Championship, will Jack Roush be responsible for replacing all of the photograpers' cameras, due to damage caused by taking his picuture? And in return, will Joe Gibbs be responsible for replacing them if Tony Stewart DOESN'T win the Winston Cup? HMMMMMMMM????? And will Joe Gibbs go bankrupt for trying to feed Michael "Fatback" McSwain AND Jeff "Gooch" Patterson (Tony's gasman)? (Both big ole boys). Will the official food of JGR become "stewed" or "smoked" deer???
If Todd Bodine's car was sponsored by Super Cuts, wouldn't that look a little rediculous? Should Chip Ganassi watch his back, because we all know that Jimmy Spencer never forgets? Is Larry Mac the Mac Daddy, or the Daddy Mac? Have Mark Martin's championship hopes "petered" out? Or will he "spring" back into action? Has Rusty's favorite song become "The Streak?" Will Ward Burton get bodined again this week? And if he does, will the censors be able to bleep him in time? And has anyone noticed that it has become a requirement at Hendrick Motorsports to sport the long sideburn look? And does anyone remember Jimmie or Jeff? Will we all regret hearing Michael Waltrip utter those three little words "boogity, boogity, boogity"? And will the final question of the week be answered:
How many toothpicks did it take to get all of that popcorn out of Johnny Benson's teeth??????????
Find out the answers to these and other burning questions on this week's episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you proudly by the following sponsors:
Roush Cameras (the #60 Biffle model has been discontinued, due to a manufacturer's flaw)
JGR Venison (the other red meat)
Super Cuts
Bodine Head Wax (available in shiny, and extra shiny)
Target Donuts (get 'em while they last)
Viagra (guaranteed to bring the "spring" back into your racing)
Cattapilla Cat Sh@& Litta
Benson Toothpicks
DMP Bootleg Beer (just for the hell of it)
This week, in the Arizona desert, will the following questions be answered.....
If Greg Biffle wins the BGN Championship, will Jack Roush be responsible for replacing all of the photograpers' cameras, due to damage caused by taking his picuture? And in return, will Joe Gibbs be responsible for replacing them if Tony Stewart DOESN'T win the Winston Cup? HMMMMMMMM????? And will Joe Gibbs go bankrupt for trying to feed Michael "Fatback" McSwain AND Jeff "Gooch" Patterson (Tony's gasman)? (Both big ole boys). Will the official food of JGR become "stewed" or "smoked" deer???
If Todd Bodine's car was sponsored by Super Cuts, wouldn't that look a little rediculous? Should Chip Ganassi watch his back, because we all know that Jimmy Spencer never forgets? Is Larry Mac the Mac Daddy, or the Daddy Mac? Have Mark Martin's championship hopes "petered" out? Or will he "spring" back into action? Has Rusty's favorite song become "The Streak?" Will Ward Burton get bodined again this week? And if he does, will the censors be able to bleep him in time? And has anyone noticed that it has become a requirement at Hendrick Motorsports to sport the long sideburn look? And does anyone remember Jimmie or Jeff? Will we all regret hearing Michael Waltrip utter those three little words "boogity, boogity, boogity"? And will the final question of the week be answered:
How many toothpicks did it take to get all of that popcorn out of Johnny Benson's teeth??????????
Find out the answers to these and other burning questions on this week's episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you proudly by the following sponsors:
Roush Cameras (the #60 Biffle model has been discontinued, due to a manufacturer's flaw)
JGR Venison (the other red meat)
Super Cuts
Bodine Head Wax (available in shiny, and extra shiny)
Target Donuts (get 'em while they last)
Viagra (guaranteed to bring the "spring" back into your racing)
Cattapilla Cat Sh@& Litta
Benson Toothpicks
DMP Bootleg Beer (just for the hell of it)
