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RoyalOrange
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After a brief absence, we now bring you to a Mother Nature shortened, season opening episode of As the Wheel Turns.
This week, will Ryan "flip" over being in a Dodge? And how pissed is Rusty over having to contribute to the Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes fund? And now that Sterling has proven that he can stay in his car, can he now stay above the yellow line? Hmmm?
Is Jr.'s new song "Kick Start My Heart?" Who will be Bodined this week? And were those Goodyear Eagles on Jeff Green's car? Just how lucky is Michael Waltrip? And how in the world did Tony finally finish a Daytona 500? Hmmmm? And has Jeff Burton learned a new game..."Catch my catch can if you can?" And could Ward say that phrase 3 times fast? And will Jeff Gordon finally give up racing to pursue a carrer in late night television? And will the final question of the week be answered: WHY THE HELL IS GREG BIFFLE STILL SO DAMNED UGLY?????????????
Join us next week, weather permitting, for a new and hopefully better than this one, episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the following sponsors
Daddy needs a new pair of shoes fund
Newman Roll Cages (now available in common templates)
Yellow line paint (available at all convenience stores that sell Coors)
DMP Bootleg Beer
DEI's Motley Posse Crew
Goodyear Eagles
Home Depot (now selling great finishes)
Hooked on Phonics (Virginia version now available)
Saturday Night Drive ( new host, Jeff Gordon)
The fund to buy Greg Biffle a new face
...this just in... all monies that were previously awarded to the No Bull 5 purses will now be equally distributed to the Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes Fund, and the Greg Biffle Facelift Fund, respectively.
See ya next week........
This week, will Ryan "flip" over being in a Dodge? And how pissed is Rusty over having to contribute to the Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes fund? And now that Sterling has proven that he can stay in his car, can he now stay above the yellow line? Hmmm?
Is Jr.'s new song "Kick Start My Heart?" Who will be Bodined this week? And were those Goodyear Eagles on Jeff Green's car? Just how lucky is Michael Waltrip? And how in the world did Tony finally finish a Daytona 500? Hmmmm? And has Jeff Burton learned a new game..."Catch my catch can if you can?" And could Ward say that phrase 3 times fast? And will Jeff Gordon finally give up racing to pursue a carrer in late night television? And will the final question of the week be answered: WHY THE HELL IS GREG BIFFLE STILL SO DAMNED UGLY?????????????
Join us next week, weather permitting, for a new and hopefully better than this one, episode of As the Wheel Turns.
Brought to you by the following sponsors
Daddy needs a new pair of shoes fund
Newman Roll Cages (now available in common templates)
Yellow line paint (available at all convenience stores that sell Coors)
DMP Bootleg Beer
DEI's Motley Posse Crew
Goodyear Eagles
Home Depot (now selling great finishes)
Hooked on Phonics (Virginia version now available)
Saturday Night Drive ( new host, Jeff Gordon)
The fund to buy Greg Biffle a new face
...this just in... all monies that were previously awarded to the No Bull 5 purses will now be equally distributed to the Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes Fund, and the Greg Biffle Facelift Fund, respectively.
See ya next week........
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