Avid Golfer

kat2220

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There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession.

One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him.

He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.

An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing."

God nodded in agreement.

The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited.

The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him."

God smiled. "Think about it—who can he tell?"
 
And here I was always taught that God was not only all-seeing, but kind, good, benevolent and all those other nice things.

That sure sounds to me like not only mean and hateful, but it's a really rotten thing to do to anyone.

I doubt even the Devil would stoop that low...

I love it!

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That was really funnnnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!!
Boss plays golf, just wait till I tell him that one!!! LOL
 
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