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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor rushed in and examined the baby, checked its weight and being a little concerned asked of the baby was great fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did and he pinched, prodded and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know, she replied, "I'm his grandma, but I'm awful glad I came."
"Breast fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did and he pinched, prodded and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know, she replied, "I'm his grandma, but I'm awful glad I came."