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So I'm spending my afternoon watching Syfi channel movies. I think we can agree that anyone who has seen them that they have some of the weirdest movies. I'm currently watching Triassic Attack. The plot to the movie is an old Native American brings some fossils of dinosaurs in a museum to life. They don't become real dinos they become walking fossils...that are pissed off and killing people and trying to eat them despite being just bones. So what are some of the worst movies you have seen?
 
So I'm spending my afternoon watching Syfi channel movies. I think we can agree that anyone who has seen them that they have some of the weirdest movies. I'm currently watching Triassic Attack. The plot to the movie is an old Native American brings some fossils of dinosaurs in a museum to life. They don't become real dinos they become walking fossils...that are pissed off and killing people and trying to eat them despite being just bones. So what are some of the worst movies you have seen?

Well, you're in the right place with SyFy. I've never, ever seen anything as cheesy as what those guys produce.

But, anything on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is calk full of cheese, but with some fantastic commentary.
 
Any movie on the syfy channel is bad. God awful acting and even worse special effects. Have you ever watched any of those movies from The Asylum? They make knock off versions of big budget movies. Man they are BAD.
 
Any of the old Godzilla movies weren't necessarily bad, but definitely cheesy.

A man in a Godzilla suit stomping all over a miniature cardboard city. Cheesy? Check.

The horrible voice overs dubbed from japanese to english. Cheesy? Check.

The not so Oscar-like quality acting. Cheesy? Check.

But I loved it back then, and I still do today.
 
Any movie on the syfy channel is bad. God awful acting and even worse special effects. Have you ever watched any of those movies from The Asylum? They make knock off versions of big budget movies. Man they are BAD.

Their version of Journey to the Center of the Earth was on earlier.
 
Plan Nine From Outer space

That was a bad one :)...generally I like the old 50/60's space movies though.

My favorite "Cheesy" movie has to be "Motel H#LL"...with Rory Calhoun. A serious classic in that genre. "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters". Farmer Vincent uses pork, fowl, and whoever drops by the Hotel to make his sausage...also spices...but never preservatives :rolleyes:

But it's very comical...not a slasher movie.
 
My favorite "Cheesy" movie has to be "Motel H#LL"...with Rory Calhoun. A serious classic in that genre. "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters". Farmer Vincent uses pork, fowl, and whoever drops by the Hotel to make his sausage...also spices...but never preservatives :rolleyes:
that movie is great :)
 
And for bad cheey? 976-EVIL. Horribly, horribly bad, not a redeeming thing i it.
 
The first one was scary but weren't the rest really a parody? It's been so long since i've seen them.
The second was more or less a complete re-do of the first, and added a lot more comedy. The third was complete cheese (intentional of course)

And if you liked any of those, you must see "My Name is Bruce." A small town kidnaps Bruce Campbell, thinking he's actually Ash from the Evil Dead movies, and recruits him to help them fight an evil presence in the town. A must see, loads of fun.
 
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