Banned

[Bobw]

No, not from here. From the Easter church service. Apparently the Priest didn't like me telling the Sunday school kids the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb were "Ta-Daa"

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Yeah, I could see where that would ruffle a few feathers.

 

[ztevans]

I feel it is important to know whether we are talking about the Easter womb or the Christmas womb here. I mean, I'm assuming the former with the time of year and all, but...

 

[be9ak7ts16]

Thank you for my best laugh of last week.

 

[Racer1930]

Baptist Preacher goes to talk to the Catholic Priest and complains that squirrels are getting inside and making a mess...and does he have any ideas?

Catholic Priest says...yes...we once had that problem...but we decided to bless the squirrels as members of our Parrish...now they only show up on Christmas and Easter...drunk.