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cutiepie24
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GABLES BARBIE: This Barbie is only sold Bloomingdales or Merrick
> Park.She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, and a long-haired foreign dog named Honey.
> Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift.
>
> Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
>
> DORAL BARBIE: This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar, cookie cutter house, country club membership and
> matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.
>
> HOMESTEAD BARBIE: This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm hand gun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark
> tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably in small, untraceable
> bills (Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about). Also available with a mobilhome.
>
> BRICKELL BARBIE: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Volvo wagon. Included are a Starbucks travel cup,
> credit cards, French pedicure and exclusive gym membership. Also available for this set are Real Estate Magnate Ken and Private School
> Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
>
> BROWARD BARBIE: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her
> shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when
> she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
>
> BOCA BARBIE: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print bikini, Jimmy Choo slides and drinks cosmopolitans
> while entertaining friends at her custom, 12,000 sq. ft. house. Shallow Ken can be found in the cabana making out with Jail Bait Skipper.
> Percocet prescription recommended.
>
> KENDALL BARBIE: This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hialeah Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top.
>
> COCONUT GROVE BARBIE: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup,
> and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Coconut
> Grove Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker free.
>
> HIALEAH BARBIE: This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional Accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken
> and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
>
> KEY BISCAYNE BARBIE: With frosted blonde hair and a French manicure, she's perfect in everyway. We don't know who Ken is because he's
> always away hunting or golfing.
>
> SOUTH BEACH BARBIE/KEN: This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the
> multiple "snap-on" parts.
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> Park.She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, and a long-haired foreign dog named Honey.
> Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift.
>
> Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
>
> DORAL BARBIE: This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar, cookie cutter house, country club membership and
> matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.
>
> HOMESTEAD BARBIE: This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm hand gun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark
> tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably in small, untraceable
> bills (Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about). Also available with a mobilhome.
>
> BRICKELL BARBIE: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Volvo wagon. Included are a Starbucks travel cup,
> credit cards, French pedicure and exclusive gym membership. Also available for this set are Real Estate Magnate Ken and Private School
> Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
>
> BROWARD BARBIE: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her
> shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when
> she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
>
> BOCA BARBIE: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print bikini, Jimmy Choo slides and drinks cosmopolitans
> while entertaining friends at her custom, 12,000 sq. ft. house. Shallow Ken can be found in the cabana making out with Jail Bait Skipper.
> Percocet prescription recommended.
>
> KENDALL BARBIE: This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hialeah Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top.
>
> COCONUT GROVE BARBIE: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup,
> and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Coconut
> Grove Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker free.
>
> HIALEAH BARBIE: This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional Accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken
> and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
>
> KEY BISCAYNE BARBIE: With frosted blonde hair and a French manicure, she's perfect in everyway. We don't know who Ken is because he's
> always away hunting or golfing.
>
> SOUTH BEACH BARBIE/KEN: This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the
> multiple "snap-on" parts.
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