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A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God, that the expression "One Nation Under God" was unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove there is no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted, "God, if you are real, I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you fifteen minutes!"
The lecture hall fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by.
Again the professor taunted God, shouting to the ceiling, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting!"
His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him squarely in the face sending him ass over head from his lofty platform.
The professor was out cold!
At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silently waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He glared at the Marine in the front row, and when he had regained his senses and was able to speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you crazy?"
The Marine replied simply, "God was busy. He sent me!"
Thank God for young Marines.
Thank God for every one of those young people who have volunteered to serve their Country.
May God watch over and protect them.
And God Bless America.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted, "God, if you are real, I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you fifteen minutes!"
The lecture hall fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by.
Again the professor taunted God, shouting to the ceiling, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting!"
His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him squarely in the face sending him ass over head from his lofty platform.
The professor was out cold!
At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silently waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He glared at the Marine in the front row, and when he had regained his senses and was able to speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you crazy?"
The Marine replied simply, "God was busy. He sent me!"
Thank God for young Marines.
Thank God for every one of those young people who have volunteered to serve their Country.
May God watch over and protect them.
And God Bless America.
