After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I
would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives
it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in
the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with
Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guiness sits down and says "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what
he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"
The Guiness resident replies, "Well, if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither will I."
presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I
would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives
it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in
the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with
Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guiness sits down and says "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what
he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"
The Guiness resident replies, "Well, if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither will I."