"Well I would just like to thank you folks for allowing me to be the Grand Marshall and announcer at the first annual Talladega Demolition Derby, so here we go...start your engines!...green flag!
BANG! Wow...this is GREAT!...there goes stuff off the 02A...YEEHAW!! ...smoker over there...KA-RUMP! that Chevy took a big hit...somebody lost a bumper WooHoo! THIS IS GREAT!...BONK...BAMMO...KER-BLAM!!!...get me some water...WOW!!!...Crunch, flat tire, sheet metal damage, no caution...Whoopee!"
(Bestwick was sedated halfway through the derby so he could calm down for the next day's NASCAR race)...his last words before the sleeping pill took hold were "I gotta get me a station wagon!".
BANG! Wow...this is GREAT!...there goes stuff off the 02A...YEEHAW!! ...smoker over there...KA-RUMP! that Chevy took a big hit...somebody lost a bumper WooHoo! THIS IS GREAT!...BONK...BAMMO...KER-BLAM!!!...get me some water...WOW!!!...Crunch, flat tire, sheet metal damage, no caution...Whoopee!"
(Bestwick was sedated halfway through the derby so he could calm down for the next day's NASCAR race)...his last words before the sleeping pill took hold were "I gotta get me a station wagon!".
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