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BEARY fUNNY
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
travels
up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a
tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see big black bear. The black bear
said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give
you
two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering
briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two
weeks,
Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to
Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to
him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and
you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again,
Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to
death. So the grizzly has his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered. Now
Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track
down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments
later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar
bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank,
you
don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
travels
up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a
tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see big black bear. The black bear
said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give
you
two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering
briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two
weeks,
Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to
Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to
him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and
you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again,
Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to
death. So the grizzly has his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered. Now
Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track
down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments
later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar
bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank,
you
don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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