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cutiepie24
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BIG DATE WITH A HOT BLONDE
To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his
apartment building to get a tan.
Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately,
he fell asleep and sunburned his Johnson.
Being very determined he decided not to miss his date with the hot
blonde, so, he put some ointment on the beast and wrapped it in gauze.
The young man's date, a beautiful blonde showed up at is apartment for
the promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast. After they
finished with the dinner they went into the living room to watch a
movie. During the movie the young mans sunburn began acting up.
After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A
friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn
pain.
So he went into the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk and
placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate
relief.
The blonde wondering what he was doing wandered into the kitchen and
found him with his "tool" immersed in the glass of milk.. with a look
of understanding the Blonde exclaimed, SO THAT'S HOW YOU LOAD THOSE
THINGS.
To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his
apartment building to get a tan.
Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately,
he fell asleep and sunburned his Johnson.
Being very determined he decided not to miss his date with the hot
blonde, so, he put some ointment on the beast and wrapped it in gauze.
The young man's date, a beautiful blonde showed up at is apartment for
the promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast. After they
finished with the dinner they went into the living room to watch a
movie. During the movie the young mans sunburn began acting up.
After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A
friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn
pain.
So he went into the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk and
placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate
relief.
The blonde wondering what he was doing wandered into the kitchen and
found him with his "tool" immersed in the glass of milk.. with a look
of understanding the Blonde exclaimed, SO THAT'S HOW YOU LOAD THOSE
THINGS.
