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Bill Clinton would go for a daily run from his home in Chappaqua and every day he ran the same route.
Every day, standing on the same street corner day after day was a hooker.
One day, with much apprehension, he braced himself for what was certainly going to follow and as Bill ran by the hooker, she shouted out to him, "fifty dollars."
For several days Bill ignored her taunts until one day as jogged by her and as he passed she yelled, "fifty dollars."
Bill yelled back, "five!" This ritual continued each time Bill jogged and she was at the street corner.
She yelled out "fifty dollars," and Bill replied five dollars."
Bill was absent for several weeks, campaigning and when there was a break from the campaign trail, Hillary decided to join him.
As they reached the "problematic street corner" Bill realized the hooker might bark out her usual $50 offer
and was concerned Hillary would wonder what Bill had been up to during his daily outing. He began thinking he better have a good excuse and as they neared the corner, sure enough, there was the hooker.
As they jogged past, Bill tried to avoid the hookers eyes and it wasn't until after they were a few feet past the hooker shouted out, "see what you get for five bucks!"
Every day, standing on the same street corner day after day was a hooker.
One day, with much apprehension, he braced himself for what was certainly going to follow and as Bill ran by the hooker, she shouted out to him, "fifty dollars."
For several days Bill ignored her taunts until one day as jogged by her and as he passed she yelled, "fifty dollars."
Bill yelled back, "five!" This ritual continued each time Bill jogged and she was at the street corner.
She yelled out "fifty dollars," and Bill replied five dollars."
Bill was absent for several weeks, campaigning and when there was a break from the campaign trail, Hillary decided to join him.
As they reached the "problematic street corner" Bill realized the hooker might bark out her usual $50 offer
and was concerned Hillary would wonder what Bill had been up to during his daily outing. He began thinking he better have a good excuse and as they neared the corner, sure enough, there was the hooker.
As they jogged past, Bill tried to avoid the hookers eyes and it wasn't until after they were a few feet past the hooker shouted out, "see what you get for five bucks!"