Two bored casino dealers are wafting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde from Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I play
topless." With that she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and
yelled "come on baby, southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to
a stop she jumped up and down, squealing "YES YES I WON I WON!" She
hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly
departed. The dealers stared at each other, dumbfounded, and one of
them finally asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know, I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men are men.
attractive blonde from Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I play
topless." With that she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and
yelled "come on baby, southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to
a stop she jumped up and down, squealing "YES YES I WON I WON!" She
hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly
departed. The dealers stared at each other, dumbfounded, and one of
them finally asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know, I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men are men.
