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Getting bored with driving her old car, Madonna decided to
pay a visit to her local dealer. An hour later, she was the
proud new owner of a beautiful Jaguar convertible.
Her long blond hair flowing in the wind, Madonna took the
car on her first drive, planning to spend the afternoon on
a long and pleasant trip in the country. Unfortunately,
her initial excitement soon disappeared when after only an
half hour the engine began to sputter and the car slowly
came to a halt.
After a few futile attempts to start the car again, Madonna
used her mobile phone to contact the dealer who promised to
send a mechanic straight away. Half an hour later, the
mechanic arrived, and within a few minutes the engine was
again purring like a cat.
"What was the matter", Madonna asked? "Nothing serious",
the mechanic replied. "Just crap in the carburetor!"
"Oh ...", Madonna said, and a shocked expression appeared
on her face.
" How often do I have to do that"
Getting bored with driving her old car, Madonna decided to
pay a visit to her local dealer. An hour later, she was the
proud new owner of a beautiful Jaguar convertible.
Her long blond hair flowing in the wind, Madonna took the
car on her first drive, planning to spend the afternoon on
a long and pleasant trip in the country. Unfortunately,
her initial excitement soon disappeared when after only an
half hour the engine began to sputter and the car slowly
came to a halt.
After a few futile attempts to start the car again, Madonna
used her mobile phone to contact the dealer who promised to
send a mechanic straight away. Half an hour later, the
mechanic arrived, and within a few minutes the engine was
again purring like a cat.
"What was the matter", Madonna asked? "Nothing serious",
the mechanic replied. "Just crap in the carburetor!"
"Oh ...", Madonna said, and a shocked expression appeared
on her face.
" How often do I have to do that"
