Blonde Joke

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A Blonde walks into an appliance store, points and tells the salesman, "I'd like to buy that T.V., please."

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry m'am, electrical appliances are very dangerous and we don't sell them to Blondes".

Frustrated, the Blonde leaves, only to return the next day wearing a dark wig and tells the salesman, "Hi, I'd like to buy that T.V., please".

Again the salesman replies, "I'm sorry, electrical appliances are very dangerous and we don't sell them to Blondes".

Determined, the Blonde returns the next day wearing a red wig and, again tells the salesman, "Hi, I'd like to buy that T.V., please".

Annoyed, the salesman says, "Look lady, I told you two days in a row, we don't sell electrical appliances to Blondes".

"But how did you know I was a Blonde"?, asks the girl.
The salesman replied, Because that's a microwave, not a T.V.".
 
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