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shredracing
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There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A
police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had
stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration please."
"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do
this," she said smiling.
"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a
license."
To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license.
Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an
ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special
consideration."
She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, "Can you see this??
It says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."
police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had
stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration please."
"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do
this," she said smiling.
"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a
license."
To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license.
Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an
ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special
consideration."
She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, "Can you see this??
It says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."