How blonde was she?
She was soooooooooooooo blonde...
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she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
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she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
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she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
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she thought General Motors was in the Army.
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she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
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under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics".
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she tried to drown a fish.
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she tripped over a cordless phone.
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she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"concentrate".
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she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
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she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
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they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
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at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
"Sagittarius".
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she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
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she studied for a blood test-and failed
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she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
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she sold the car for gas money.
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when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went
home and got 16 friends.
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when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
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she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
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when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left", she turned around and went home.
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she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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She was soooooooooooooo blonde...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~~~~
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~~~~
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
~~~~
she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
~~~~
she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
~~~~
she thought General Motors was in the Army.
~~~~
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
~~~~
she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
~~~~
under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics".
~~~~
she tried to drown a fish.
~~~~
she tripped over a cordless phone.
~~~~
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"concentrate".
~~~~
she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
~~~~
she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
~~~~
they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
~~~~
at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
"Sagittarius".
~~~~
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
~~~~
it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
~~~~
she studied for a blood test-and failed
~~~~
she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
~~~~
she sold the car for gas money.
~~~~
when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went
home and got 16 friends.
~~~~
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
~~~~
she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
~~~~
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~~~~
when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left", she turned around and went home.
~~~~
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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