Blonde Painter

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A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
 
So is this one! :p

Cuckoo Blondes

[A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" …]

Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left... phone a friend. The next question is worth one million dollars if you get it right. If you get it wrong you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?"
Pam: "Yes."

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it
a) Robin,
B) Sparrow,
c) Cuckoo,
d) Thrush."
Pam: " I think I know who it is...but I'm not 100%. I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol."
Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'. I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to answer the one million dollar question. The next voice you hear will be Pam's..."
Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it
a) Robin,
B) Sparrow,
c) Cuckoo,
d) Thrush."
Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple... it's a Cuckoo."
Pam: "Are you sure?"
Carol: "I'm sure."

Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for the million?"
Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with c) Cuckoo".

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Pam: "Yes."

Regis: "Are you confident?"
Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."

Regis: "You said c) Cuckoo... and you're right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam looks at Carol and asks her, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"Pam, it was easy. Everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
 
Originally posted by majestyx@Feb 27 2004, 12:38 PM
FT, I'm aginnin' ta think yoar pickin' on me!
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Pickin on you Maj? Not me, no sireebob. you don't look like no Geetar I ever saw!
 
Originally posted by Flametamer+Feb 27 2004, 03:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flametamer @ Feb 27 2004, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--majestyx@Feb 27 2004, 12:38 PM
FT, I'm aginnin' ta think yoar pickin' on me!
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Pickin on you Maj? Not me, no sireebob. you don't look like no Geetar I ever saw! [/b][/quote]
ROTFLMAO! :lol:

Well, I dunno, I'm kinna takin' shape like one sittin' here at this desk all day! ^_^
 
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