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A jet is en route to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up, goes into the first class section and sits down.
The Flight attendant watches her do this, then asks to see her ticket. He then tells the blonde she paid for economy class and will have to sit in economy class.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the ****pit, and he tells the Pilot and co-Pilot there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and refuses to move back to her seat.
The co-Pilot goes to where the blonde is sitting and tries to explain that because she paid for economy, she must return to her own seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."
The co-Pilot then tells the Pilot that he probably should have the Police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde bimbo who won't listen to reason.
So the Pilot says, "You said she is a blonde; I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde; I speak blonde."
The Pilot goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
Both the Flight attendant and the co-Pilot are amazed and ask the Pilot what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, "First class isn't going to Houston."
The Flight attendant watches her do this, then asks to see her ticket. He then tells the blonde she paid for economy class and will have to sit in economy class.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the ****pit, and he tells the Pilot and co-Pilot there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and refuses to move back to her seat.
The co-Pilot goes to where the blonde is sitting and tries to explain that because she paid for economy, she must return to her own seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."
The co-Pilot then tells the Pilot that he probably should have the Police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde bimbo who won't listen to reason.
So the Pilot says, "You said she is a blonde; I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde; I speak blonde."
The Pilot goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
Both the Flight attendant and the co-Pilot are amazed and ask the Pilot what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, "First class isn't going to Houston."
