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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above that cow's stall in
the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
So then the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is
the one...right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is
the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says,
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above that cow's stall in
the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
So then the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is
the one...right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is
the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says,
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."
Now that is funny!