A French guy and an Italian were seated next to an English
guy on an overseas flight. After a few drinks, the men
began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times,"
the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious breakfast and she told me how much she adored me."
"Yea, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian guy responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could love no-one else but me."
When the Englishman remained silent,
the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"And what did she say to you this morning?" ......
"Don't stop."
guy on an overseas flight. After a few drinks, the men
began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times,"
the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious breakfast and she told me how much she adored me."
"Yea, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian guy responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could love no-one else but me."
When the Englishman remained silent,
the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"And what did she say to you this morning?" ......
"Don't stop."
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