Break-in At Pisspot Pete's House

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Break-in At Pisspot Pete's House

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into Pisspot Pete's house to look for money and guns and finds Pete
and Denise in bed. He orders Pisspot Pete out of bed and ties him to a
chair. While tying Denise to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, Pisspot Pete tells Denise, "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, Honey. I love you."

Denise responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked
if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too"
 
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