BREAKING NEWS: Turmoil, Chaos in Southern Maryland

[Digger]

There are multiple breaking stories from the finest region in America:
Right now, there is a major fire at the Solomon's Island Bridge.

Yesterday, bus accident in Waldorf on Western Parkway (Andy's home). This morning, another bus accident in Waldorf. Fatal Motorcycle Crash in La Plata.

Today: Gas Leak in Waldorf at Andy's work location #1, and a fire at Andy's work location #2. There was a major accident on 228 and Western Parkway causing Andy's home road to be blocked for hours, and this woke me up. Lots of fires in Saint Mary's County and now severe weather is on the way. Oh yeah, and Lenoardtown just reported snow.

What in the world is going on?

 

[Digger]

And now, major flood at Leonardtown High School after the sprinkler system was tampered with. Two students have been arrested.

My heavens, I DO NOT want to know what the next breaking story is going to be.

 

[muggle not]

And now, major flood at Leonardtown High School after the sprinkler system was tampered with. Two students have been arrested.

My heavens, I DO NOT want to know what the next breaking story is going to be.

Move to Montgomery County.

 

[Digger]

Move to Montgomery County.

This is unusual. I mean, this is just far out.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Today: Gas Leak in Waldorf at Andy's work location #1, and a fire at Andy's work location #2.

Maybe Andy doesn't want to be at work? Seriously though, be careful on your way home.

 

[Digger]

Maybe Andy doesn't want to be at work? Seriously though, be careful on your way home.

I didn't start either, I promise.

It's just wacky out there right now.

 

[buckaroo]

Look out Andy, the sky is falling. Run for your life.

 

[barelypure]

This just in, ESPN News is reporting the people of Waldorf MD are signing a petition and collecting money to try and convince one of its citizens, who has been identified as the bad luck omen for the city, but they've declined to name him only saying that he's been known to go to the Richmond race, to move away and take his ill fortune with him. Neighboring towns are quickly passing resolutions that he can't move to their cities. Where he'll end up at this point no one is sure. The Governor, when inteviewed, said he would be happy to be rid of this unidentified person as he complains about everything Maryland does.
Ron Paul has disavowed this person even tho it was reported that he was a Paul supporter.
Could this truly be turning into a Man with No Country...