=== Breast Statistics ===
The family all got together recently, and were just hanging
around at Mom and Dad's.
My sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed
at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which
she then read aloud; "Did you know that a woman's breasts
increase in size by 25% during sex?"
My brother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back,
"So, how come yours don't?"
My father, from behind his newspaper and without even
a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough."
The family all got together recently, and were just hanging
around at Mom and Dad's.
My sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed
at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which
she then read aloud; "Did you know that a woman's breasts
increase in size by 25% during sex?"
My brother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back,
"So, how come yours don't?"
My father, from behind his newspaper and without even
a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough."
