Bride in toilet paper dress

[kelloggs5TLfan]

http://www.columbusdispatch.com/live/content/life/stories/2007/12/19/toiletpaperdress.html
Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:14 AM
NEW YORK—Here comes the bride, all dressed in white … two-ply, extra soft toilet paper.
Lovebirds Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols of Lexington, Ky., plan to get hitched today in a public restroom. She'll be wearing a gown fashioned from glue, tape and Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong toilet tissue.

 

[muggle not]

Well, at least she has good taste in the selection of the paper.

 

[Professur]

Analysts say that this marriage will soon be in deep do do, and will swiftly go down the toilet.

 

[barelypure]

Analysts say that this marriage will soon be in deep do do, and will swiftly go down the toilet.

Is that because the groom will be wearing Bounty, the quicker picker upper...

 

[vanzetti]

Reports say the groom spent most of the day yelling, "Don't squeeze the Charmin!"

 

[kat2220]

Mr Whipple would be proud.

 

[tkj24]

Well, at least she has good taste in the selection of the paper.

Northern Quilted is better.

 

[WNY24Fan]

ROFLMAO

Now here I thought that was reserved for bridal showers....and we've had some mighty purty ones, mind you. LOL