Bristol Predictions

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Soo here we go ladies and gentlemen!!

"Thunder Valley".... "The World's Fastest Half Mile".. Whatever you call it... IT'S BRISTOL BABY!!!

First short track of the season and usually one hell of a race.

I expect to see the usual suspects at the front.

..and we all know someone is going to be angry by the time the checkers waves Sunday.

So? What do you think were in for this weekend?

Who wins?
Who wrecks?
Who surprises?
Who's going to be "that mad guy" at the end?

.......and last but certainly not least.. GO JOEY!!! :D
 
Who wins? Kyle Busch
Who wrecks? pull any 6 drivers names out of a hat
Who surprises? Larson/Dillon
Who's going to be "that mad guy" at the end? Harvick and or Stewart
 
Kyle Busch sweeps the weekend earning his bid to the Chase.

Jimmie Johnson wrecks battling for the lead in the late stages of the race.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. surprises to make it three second place finishes in a row narrowly avoiding the sliding Jimmie Johnson coming out of turn #2 on the last lap.

Jeff Gordon is going to be pi$$ed at Kyle Bush for a bump and run near the halfway point of the race. Way to early to be fighting that hard.

Joey? Joey ends up sitting in the Hollywood Hotel as a surprise guest commentator for the second half of the race after a blown engine determined later to be due to overheating during his qualifying attempts.
 
Kyle Busch sweeps the weekend earning his bid to the Chase.

Jimmie Johnson wrecks battling for the lead in the late stages of the race.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. surprises to make it three second place finishes in a row narrowly avoiding the sliding Jimmie Johnson coming out of turn #2 on the last lap.

Jeff Gordon is going to be pi$$ed at Kyle Bush for a bump and run near the halfway point of the race. Way to early to be fighting that hard.

Joey? Joey ends up sitting in the Hollywood Hotel as a surprise guest commentator for the second half of the race after a blown engine determined later to be due to overheating during his qualifying attempts.

Theyre allowed cool down units now..
 
Theyre allowed cool down units now..
Shoot, I left out the part of my prediction where Joeys team was found to have been cheating by having such a slow car during qualifying that his laps were mistaken to be 'cool down laps', thus being parked with a taped up, overheated car that the team was unable to remedy.
 
Shoot, I left out the part of my prediction where Joeys team was found to have been cheating by having such a slow car during qualifying that his laps were mistaken to be 'cool down laps', thus being parked with a taped up, overheated car that the team was unable to remedy.
:lol2:
 
Someone will take Danica out again keeping her from getting a top 10 finish. Or, maybe she will just say _uck it and take them out first.:)
 
Who wins? You know what, I say its Danicas day
Who wrecks? Jimmie is taken out when Danica is faster than him and she puts her her bumper on him on last 5 laps
Who surprises? Danica, Steinhouse and Jeff Gordon
Who's going to be "that mad guy" at the end. Jimmie. Hes usually calm, but he loses it on Danica
 
I would love for DP to show some aggression. DANICA! Please! take some of your owner's attitude and GO FOR IT...........

Green means GO
 
After the debacle that was Vegas, you can bet that SHR will come out swinging this weekend.
 
Who wins? Kez or JJ.
Who wrecks? Joey.
Who surprises? Austin.
Who's going to be "that mad guy" at the end? See #2.

I'll post pictures. :)
 
Who wrecks? Doesn't almost everyone?
Who wins? Jr
Who surprises? Kurt, of course.
Who is the "mad guy"? The #55
 
So... any predictions on the NW race?
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Who wins? kyle busch
Who wrecks? hoping the 48 :)
Who surprises? Austin dillion
Who's going to be "that mad guy" at the end? tony stewart is gunna loose it when he runs like ****...again
 
Why is everybody and their brother picking kyle to win? I mean the Cup race? What am I missing?
 
Why is everybody and their brother picking kyle to win? I mean the Cup race? What am I missing?
There have been 4 winners picked in this thread; 4 Busch, 1 Patrick, 1 Keselowski and 1 Ehardt :huh:

Edit: I'm also going to go on a limb and say that Slice is picking Logano :)
 
Why is everybody and their brother picking kyle to win? I mean the Cup race? What am I missing?
Top 10 Driver Ratings at Bristol:
#18-Kyle Busch 101.8
#20-Matt Kenseth 101.8
#24-Jeff Gordon 101.2
#2-Brad Keselowski 94.9
#16-Greg Biffle 94.8
#78-Kurt Busch 92.0
#48-Jimmie Johnson 91.4
#11-Denny Hamlin 90.3
#29-Kevin Harvick 89.8
#88-Dale Earnhardt Jr. 89.3
 
Oh yeah, he's won a bunch but he ain't got a chance this year.
New Year and all. He hasn't shown that he's got what it takes yet!
 
Oh yeah, he's won a bunch but he ain't got a chance this year.
New Year and all. He hasn't shown that he's got what it takes yet!

I think JJ will rise to the challenge. Kyle ran good at DIS until he took a risky move to the inside and lost. He was driving the wheels off it late at Phoenix, but the car was missing it. I have a feeling JGR is putting the pressure on the CC's to get it done at Bristol. I just think he will get wreckless if he doesn't have a dominant car.
 
I think JJ will rise to the challenge. Kyle ran good at DIS until he took a risky move to the inside and lost. He was driving the wheels off it late at Phoenix, but the car was missing it. I have a feeling JGR is putting the pressure on the CC's to get it done at Bristol. I just think he will get wreckless if he doesn't have a dominant car.
Wreckless. Does that mean lacking wreck?
 
I got the good feelings that I get on certain weeks that Gordon will win it so that's my prediction.
 
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