Cajun Fish Story
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and done run outa
nightcrawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big
frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he
decided to steal dat froggie.
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> > Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real
careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him
roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap
hisself roun' Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free. But
Boudreraux, him had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux
pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can.
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> > Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna
bite him good, but he had a plan. He retch into de back pocket of his
overalls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker an' he pour some into
de snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and
his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den
he goes back to fishin'.
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> > A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot
toe. He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif' two more
frogs. . .
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and done run outa
nightcrawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big
frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he
decided to steal dat froggie.
> >
> > Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real
careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him
roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap
hisself roun' Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free. But
Boudreraux, him had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux
pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can.
> >
> > Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna
bite him good, but he had a plan. He retch into de back pocket of his
overalls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker an' he pour some into
de snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and
his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den
he goes back to fishin'.
> >
> > A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot
toe. He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif' two more
frogs. . .
